Based on the muppets, the professor CAN understand beaker. So I will proceed with the assumption that even though I speak like beaker, people CAN in fact understand me.
pippinthecat
What if *you* are the robot?
bryan.derksen
If you pick this option, then yes, you are the robot. You were swapped with the original organic version of yourself at some point in the past, though you don't know when that was.