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Your hair grows at a rate of ten centimeters per hour

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Drink anything you want, but you have to drink from a freshly soiled bedpan. You can dump out the bedpan and shake it, but you can't clean it or wipe it out.

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intepempe
Locks of Love just found their superhero. I could cut my hair once a day and they'd be able to make 3 or 4 wigs from it.

danielkinane
That wouldn't be much faster than it grows now.

RoguePainter
this includes body hair

derksenmobile
If it's only been urinated in then it should be reasonably sanitary. If it's been pooped in I'll choose to drink antiseptic, take the tiniest possible sip, spit it out, and then try again until I get a urine-only one.

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