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Be the CEO of a major corporation
 
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Have (permanently on) lightsabers instead of hands

 
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bryan.derksen

I'd make a terrible CEO.

bryan.derksen

On the other hand, the severance package is usually quite good for CEOs...

jonnyt_

I doubt such a person would survive more than 5 minutes. One wrong move and zrreeow - cut in half

bryan.derksen

I would hold very, very still until I could get them safely amputated. If for some reason I couldn't get them amputated by professional doctors, well, self-amputation will be quite easy with ready access to lightsabres. Cutting off limbs is one of their most memorable abilities.

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