How attracted? Is it just a secret I bury deep down... or do I feel compelled to... ACT on it.
How bad is the crime, and how long is the prison term? Two days for petty theft, or life imprisonment for puppy molestation?
I'm imagining a life sentence for the jail term.
Well, humans are... related to monkeys... and I'm sure there are some humans as dumb as monkeys... does that count?
As an additional note, when I say "life sentence" I mean the standard 20 years in prison followed by parole
I think it would be a rising attraction, that grows on you as time goes by.
Prairie Bandit, there's no need to insult the monkeys.
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Whenever "Be attracted to monkeys" appears