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Be able to grow a motorcycle from your crotch
 
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Be attracted to monkeys

 
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jonnyt_

How attracted? Is it just a secret I bury deep down... or do I feel compelled to... ACT on it.

Prairie.Bandit

Well, humans are... related to monkeys... and I'm sure there are some humans as dumb as monkeys... does that count?

Prairie.Bandit

"Able to" doesn't mean "have to"

sojikari

Does it run on urine, or do you still have to buy gas for it?

jonnyt_

I always imagined it would run off your own energy. So after a long drive you'd be hungry.

whargolflorp

I think it would be a rising attraction, that grows on you as time goes by.

danielkinane

Prairie Bandit, there's no need to insult the monkeys.

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