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Have a personal laugh track for your jokes
 
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Fall into a vat of maggots

 
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Haley.Chivers

How long since the maggots have eaten?

bryan.derksen

I suspect it doesn't matter much since maggots usually don't have mouthparts robust enough to bite through undamaged human skin. Not that it makes the choice much easier.

the.one.miffy

None of my jokes are funny.
OH THE BITTER IRONY.

derksenmobile

HAHAHAHAHA!

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