You have to pick:

Sell illicit substances

Whenever you can't be seen by anyone you turn instantly into an unbreakable statue. You change back the moment someone can see you again.

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bryan.derksen
Which illicit substances? I wouldn't want to sell stuff like crystal meth or anthrax, but IMO some substances like marijuana are unfairly stigmatized.

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errorblankfeild

^_^ Jumping off remote cliffs and landing as a statue, unharmed. (I'll have a friend find me afterwards...)

Look mommy, that man is jumping off a cliff!
0_o AVERT YOUR EYES CHILD!

Hopefully his mom would cover his eyes and close hers before I splat...

dimension_Wolf13
Don't blink

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Alexkolberg85

il·lic·it
/ɪˈlɪsɪt/ Show Spelled[ih-lis-it] Show IPA
–adjective
1. not legally permitted or authorized; unlicensed; unlawful.
2. disapproved of or not permitted for moral or ethical reasons.

Selling vibrators to the Amish FTW

jaxondude25
dr whoooooooo

bjfreeman801
Did you know I can't shower alone?

futurevgd
SCP 173... SCP 173! NO!!

dudetheiguana
I could have a guide human

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