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Wake up in the hospital to find that your face has been gnawed off by weasels. Your wounds are cauterized and the pain is gone, but your face has been completely gnawed off.
 
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Someone you can't stand falls desperately in love with you

 
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whargolflorp

i smell a sitcom!

danielkinane

I'd exploit this to get lots of free stuff. Hey, it's their own fault for falling for it.

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